pukicho:

pukicho:

blepm:

pukicho:

dont be scared, even cryptids probably cum

excuse me?

no matter how scary and weird they are, they still probably cum, its supposed to be a relaxing thought

I am relaxing you

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riodice:

If you arent at least vaguely aware of your friends digestive system issues are you even friends.

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eyes-eyes-eyes-eyes-eyes-eyes:

babygirl your enormous eyebags and just barely noticeable tremor have captivated me

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disgustinggf:

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tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

hopelesslyromanticchudail:

You know our society is fucked up when people seriously think being a criminal defense attorney is like. A moral evil. Like people seriously jump to “wow you defend murderers” as if the majority of “crime” that happens on a daily basis isn’t literally stuff like addicts being caught possessing drugs or homeless people being arrested for loitering or fucking poor women stealing food and clothes for their kids like… the average person is just one or two paychecks away from also being deemed a “criminal” by society but yeah sure you should definitely act like needing to be defended against the state makes you an automatically morally bad person

It’s not a mistake that in popular police procedural dramas legal defense for the suspect is portrayed as comically evil and the viewer is lead to believe that criminal defense gets in the way of police helping people lol

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ddelicatemp3:

how do we get them in the barbie movie

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Anonymous said:

Big naturals... small naturals. Doesnt matter to me. The only thing natural is the love for tits amen

colestyle:

we’ve got some real philosophers in the askbox tonight. so fucking real

punkryuki:

rogue-cas-whore:

s1uts:

dancinbutterfly:

moon-rise:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

lastoneout:

jayalaw:

goth-aunt:

I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997

@kingofthewilderwest

I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.

The concubine after reading this:

This is my new breakup format

Fuck him and his harem. I hope Nisaba made you #1 wife, baby

screaaaming me

“pick up your flax shawls and sandals or else I will donate them to the temple of the moon god” idk why but this bit in particular is SENDING me humans have literally always been the same

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neurodecadence:

Single tumblr dev says “yeah this is great we totally unbanned porn have fun”, followed by “okay actually I don’t know what the update actually entails that’s just what the vibes I got were lol”

Frankly as a metaphor for the management of this site it’s a little on the nose.

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